humor about jesus

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Post 1 by bea (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 09-Feb-2013 14:56:12

Humour : JESUS!

: JESUS

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:

He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was
sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most com pelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was still work to do


Can I get an

AMEN!!

Post 2 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Saturday, 09-Feb-2013 17:31:56

And he was the first surfer, and hippie.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 09-Feb-2013 22:38:07

Amen! hahaha

Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 08-Apr-2013 20:24:50

Very cute! lol..